
Well, that was pretty weird.
Over the past couple of days, purely by chance, I read two novels, written 50+ years apart: both murder mysteries (sort of), both with a setting of a struggling Catholic school, and both involving not only murder, but fires or bombs. Flames. Ashes. Scorching.
Very different though. And neither that great, so I’ll try not to spend too much of my life in this space talking about them.
The books were: Ashes to Ashes (1971) by Emma Lathen and Scorched Grace (2023) by Margo Douaihy.
But first: why?
Well, with Ashes to Ashes – that was thanks to a reader who mentioned it in this comment. I read it via Archive.org. Scorched Grace was – you guessed it – on the “new books” shelf at Homewood Public Library. You can probably tell from the cover why I thought I’d try it out.
Ashes to Ashes was written, as I said, by Emma Lathen, but Emma Lathen is not one person. It’s a pseudonym for two women who partnered to write many mystery novels – their story is here. (Quite accomplished women, getting graduate degrees – in economics and law – from Harvard in the early 1950’s.)
Their detective, John Putnam Thatcher is a banker. The plot:
The St. Bernadette’s Parents League was formed to save the old, bankrupt parochial school from being replaced by a twenty-story apartment house. The irate protesters had sentiment and Francis P. Omara on their side, Unger Realty had John Putnam Thatcher of Sloan Guaranty Trust, four million dollars, and the Archdiocese of New York behind them. Francis P. Omara was a powerful spokesman for his cause – but so was an unknown killer with a butcher’s mallet who was determined to have the last word…. And so John Putnam Thatcher, the Sloan’s urbane V.P., finds himslef out of Wall Street, in the heart of Queens, and smack in the middle of unholy murder!
Not unholy murder??!!
Sister Holiday, a chain-smoking, heavily tattooed, queer nun, puts her amateur sleuthing skills to the test in this debut crime novel.
When Saint Sebastian’s School becomes the target of a shocking arson spree, the Sisters of the Sublime Blood and their surrounding community are thrust into chaos. Unsatisfied with the officials’ response, sardonic and headstrong Sister Holiday becomes determined to unveil the mysterious attacker herself and return her home and sanctuary to its former peace. Her investigation leads down a twisty path of suspicion and secrets in the sticky, oppressive New Orleans heat, turning her against colleagues, students, and even fellow Sisters along the way.
Sister Holiday is more faithful than most, but she’s no saint. To piece together the clues of this high-stakes mystery, she must first reckon with the sins of her checkered past-and neither task will be easy.
Okay, I know a lot of you stopped reading at queer nun, but bear with me.
(And for the record, Sister Holiday is celibate and committed to her new life. Not celibate in her memories, though, so be warned if you are thinking you’ll take a look.)
Of course, these are very different novels. Ashes to Ashes is boilerplate midcentury mystery that tells us a bit about the time in which it was written. Scorched Grace, written in the first person, tells us more about her (and her creator) than about its time and place – supposedly New Orleans of the early 21st century.
The reason Ashes was recommended to me was, indeed because of the picture it paints of that mid-century, just post-Vatican II world of mostly ethnic Catholics in Queens. The treatment of the murder was odd – there were stretches of the book in which it drops out of sight, no one’s talking about it, and you almost forget it happened. And the solution is very much in the genre of “Guy figures out who did it from a bunch of information that the reader has not had but is laid out at the very end.” That didn’t do much for me at all.
But I was interested in the glimpses of Catholic life in this period of transition in church and culture. For example – once the protests against closing the school ramp up, another group shows up on the doorstep, so to speak, to join forces – aka gain publicity for their own cause:

Another protest ends up in chaos as a group of chanting “Bhagavad Catholics” show up – with bags of contraceptive pills to distribute to anyone, including curious teenaged girls. That was…very weird.
That’s outlandish, of course, but what isn’t are a few conversations in the novel between women: some indifferent to the birth control advocates, others shocked at the very idea that any Catholic woman might be contracepting and still others outraged that these grifters have shown up, attaching themselves to a legitimate cause.
And how about this take on the changes in the Mass (this is 1971, remember)

Now that’s something I hadn’t thought about before – all this talk about “having the Mass in the vernacular” – what about in those communities in this era, in which there were still large pockets of non-English speaking immigrants in English-language parishes? Huh.
The synopsis of Scorched Grace was not promising, but I forged ahead. I’m interested in how people experience and create work with a faith angle, no matter what their perspective, for it gives me insight into how faith is, indeed experienced by a variety of people. What do they see when they see “Catholic” or “Christian?” What do they think that means in the world?
I have no idea what this author’s religious background is – her background describes her as Lebanese-American, and the Catholic elements of this novel are not unknowing, although the central set of characters – the four sisters, counting Sister Holiday – are the weakest element by far, not rooted in much that is real.
That is to say – Sister Holiday’s thoughts and even prayers reflect something authentic. The way in which she relates God, her faith and the events around her ring true – for this character. But the picture of the lives of these sisters is more fantastical and fable-like. They are mostly caricatures – one is absurdly mean, all the time – and their order, as written, is a mess. They dress very traditionally, but they are long known for their social justice stances. Which is not impossible, of course, but in the context of contemporary religious life, doesn’t make sense.
It brings up the question of suspension of disbelief and how “real” does a fictional world have to be, and I have no firm answer for that. I mean, how can you have a book about a talking spider who weaves words to save a talking pig from letters brought to her by a talking rat and then say…hmmm…I don’t think White gets this detail of what a mid-century country fair would be like quite right.
But if he didn’t get it pretty much right…we wouldn’t be as engaged with the spider, the pig and the rat, would we?
I’m sure the scholars have it sorted out and probably even have technical terms for it, but I don’t.
Anyway, Douaihy writes a lot of words getting the setting, the feel and the sound of New Orleans right – she wants to make sure we are living in this place and it’s real to us. So I suppose, in that context, the broad-brushed drawings of these sisters who bear no relationship to any sister I’ve ever known – and I’ve known all kinds – breaks the book for me. In addition, the stream of consciousness style diluted tension and ended up being rambling, not surprisingly.
Which is too bad, because despite the trendy punk rock queer nun business and just some general overwroughtness – Scorched Grace has something valuable to say about what our sins do to us and what it takes to start again, and yes, burning has something to do with it. I spent a lot of this book wondering, Okay, why is this woman joining this community? And blaming the author for not being clear about it – when, turning the page – well, she tells us, and it made sense. The reason was, as much of the book, rather obvious and (I’ll say it again) overwrought and even feverish, but it fit and was even affecting.
Well, that’s a long journey isn’t it? From Catholic women shocked at the thought of contraception to a punky gay sister solving crimes between smokes.
But guess what – these books do have something in common – besides the schools and the fires, that is. Something very, very important: the Bad Guys.
No, no – not the “bad guy” as in “murderer,” but the Bad Guy as in a general, malevolent force for ill that cares more about institutional values than human beings. In both books it’s…..
The archdiocese.
Some things… just don’t change.
Now there’s a book group discussion starter for you….