So yeah

So yeah, I haven’t blogged in a while.  Mostly because I don’t care much about blogging and also because the blogging universe drives me batty.

So really, the most accurate way of expressing it all is via Tumblr Gif Talk.

So here ya go:

So Pope Benedict resigned and I was like all:

THEN I was like all:

And then Pope Francis was elected and I was like:

Although seriously, I knew he was ordained after Ye Old V2 and seemed casual about liturgy so I admit that I was a little wary and a little like:

Why? Because even though I’m a post V2 baby and I attend Ye Old Novus Ordo…well..

..I was liking where B16 was taking us on this.

But let’s just say that one of the last times I went to Mass, the priest said, “Since I can’t think of anything witty to say, I guess I’ll just say the closing prayer.”

SHUTUP. 

Okay.  When that lame kind of stuff goes down, I just try to think:

Yeah. Me neither.

 

So…just..

But please don’t give these guys any hint that that is okay. Pope. Please. Mkay?

And then I go to another Mass and it’s all chant-y and no one messes around or makes stuff up as they go and I’m like:

And I’m thinkin’….should I blog on all of this? Because it’s pretty metaphorical and stuff.

Nah.  Too much else to do.  Homeschooling and sh**.

But then the hits just keep on coming.  The implication that we’re in a “fresh new era” and that it’s *all* so much better now, without mozettas and crap.  Even from bishops! Talkin’ about the Refreshing Fresh Air and Fresh New Tone of Freshness.  Not to speak of the Refreshing Simplicity of the Fresh New Simple Tone. So I’m all:

And trying to hold it in.  Especially when people are all intense about the new Pope, who is great, (I think), but they’re all:

And they’re all like: ERMYGAWD ITHINKIMSUPPOSEDTOHELPTHEPOORBECAUSEPOPEFRANCIS  and I’m all like:

And:

Did you NEVER read a freakin’ GOSPEL before March 13?

But…

…then it’s like Sunday night, April 7 at 8pm central, so I’m like:

Later, Gator!