Thanks to Dan at the Whapsters:
(It’s a Catholic riff on this)
Trappist: You have two cows. You do not appreciate their mooing, yet require their milk to craft high quality fudge. You assign them to a novice.
Jesuit: You have two cows, but everyone from Louis XIV to Pastor John at 1st Community Baptist believe you control the cattle industry. Admittedly, you founded many farms in the bovine tradition, but struggle with what bovinity means in the 21st century.
Opus Dei: You have two donkeys, and tend to them very carefully. You never admit that you engage in this work, but are delighted to meet other covert donkey owners.
Communion and Liberation: You have two cows, and bring them to huge annual gatherings. You speak to them only in the present tense.
Right up there with HWTN, I’d say…
Oh, and in other “Varia” – is it possible to be really happy for someone and sort of hate them a little bit at the same time?
Godspeed, Godbodies!
